[#121969] Make test-all vs Rubicon — "Booker C. Bense" <bbense+comp.lang.ruby.Nov.30.04@...>
[#121980] SOT gmail invites — Lyndon Samson <lyndon.samson@...>
X % of the people of this list appear to be using GoogleMail, where X
On 2004-11-30 19:26:08 -0800, Lyndon Samson <lyndon.samson@gmail.com> said:
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 02:17:45 +0900, Steve Zich >
i've got 3 left...
I'd take one,
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 02:58:33 +0900, you wrote:
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 03:57:19 +0900, tony summerfelt
I've got some, too...
Ok, who missed out, I've got a couple left.
I have ~80 left if some people missed out. Message me privately if you
Am Do, 2004-12-02 um 05.34 schrieb Daniel Hobe:
Lyndon Samson wrote:
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 12:34:29 +0900, Jamis Buck <jamis_buck@byu.edu> wrote:
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 21:43:47 +0900,
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 12:34:29 +0900,
Stefan Schmiedl wrote:
Jamis Buck wrote:
Carl Youngblood wrote:
Hans Fugal wrote:
Carl Youngblood wrote:
Hans Fugal wrote:
Carl Youngblood wrote:
> One of the most innovative things that Gmail does is organize your
[#122069] Rails with webrick slow as snails — Sarah Tanembaum <sarahtanembaum@...>
I've followed the sample installation
> BUT
David Heinemeier Hansson wrote:
Hello Sarah,
Lothar Scholz wrote:
under windows it seems to be very important to use rubyw.exe and not
[#122095] No-nonsense guide to Use Cases? — Lyle Johnson <lyle.johnson@...>
All,
[#122109] Ruby Graphing/chart libraries? — "Chris Williams" <cwillia1@...>
Hi all,
[#122110] ordered hash ? — "itsme213" <itsme213@...>
Is there a pure-ruby ordered hash? I'm looking for something that will
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 09:37:44 +0900, itsme213 <itsme213@hotmail.com> wrote:
Hi,
Hi,
* itsme213 <itsme213@hotmail.com> [Dec 02, 2004 14:00]:
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 23:37:34 +0900, Nikolai Weibull
[#122123] Accessing class constants from within a module? — Jos Backus <jos@...>
Any idea how I can access a class constant from within a module when that
On Thu, 2004-12-02 at 13:00 +0900, Jos Backus wrote:
[#122136] Does Ruby have anything like isprint? — mkcon@... (Martin Kahlert)
Hi!
[#122140] DamageControl - Continuous Integration Server in Ruby — aslak hellesoy <aslak.hellesoy@...>
Hi Rubyists,
[#122150] What do you use Ruby for? — coke <coke2k5@...>
What do you use Ruby for is my question.Me,being 17 I have lots of
[#122156] Does anyone have benchmark programs for YARV? — SASADA Koichi <ko1@...>
Hi,
SASADA Koichi wrote:
SASADA Koichi ha scritto:
gabriele renzi ha scritto:
gabriele renzi ha scritto:
Hi,
[#122163] Ruby Central, Inc. Codefest Grant Program — "David A. Black" <dblack@...>
Ruby Central, Inc. is pleased to announce its first...
David A. Black wrote:
[#122177] nested defs, what if... — Hugh Sasse Staff Elec Eng <hgs@...>
This is too half-baked to be an RCR, but here goes...
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 23:44:08 +0900, Hugh Sasse Staff Elec Eng
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 23:57:09 +0900
On Thursday 02 December 2004 12:22 pm, Brian Schr旦der wrote:
Hi,
On Friday, December 3, 2004, 1:47:32 PM, nobu wrote:
Hi,
[#122180] Net::SSH 0.6.0 — Jamis Buck <jamis_buck@...>
Here's another release of Net::SSH, your friendly neighborhood pure-Ruby
Jamis Buck wrote:
James Britt wrote:
Jamis Buck wrote:
James Britt wrote:
Jamis Buck wrote:
James Britt wrote:
[#122181] FXRuby-1.2.2 fails to compile — Stefan Lang <langstefan@...>
I compiled and installed fox-1.2.11 on my SUSE-Linux machine.
[#122194] figuring out what platform i'm on — aslak hellesoy <aslak.hellesoy@...>
Can anyone tell me how I can figure out from Ruby what platform I'm
[#122224] any way to manipulate variables and bindings? — "itsme213" <itsme213@...>
def foo
[#122269] DBC for C 1.3.0 released — Charles Mills <cmills@...>
This is a very high quality release thanks to Sebastian Hunt and Marc
[#122288] Ruby documentation. — Adam Fabian <afabian@...>
I'm kind of getting the impression that Ruby might not be
Hi --
On Fri, Dec 03, 2004 at 10:56:56AM +0900, David A. Black scribed:
David G. Andersen wrote:
On Thursday 02 December 2004 11:07 pm, J. D. wrote:
On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 13:17:07 +0900, Dave Thomas <pragdave@gmail.com> wrote:
Hi Adam,
Nicholas Van Weerdenburg wrote:
[#122291] sections-patch — Michael Neumann <mneumann@...>
Hi,
[#122296] How to introduce Ruby to more people. — "bin liu" <ruby@3cn.com.cn>
Ruby in our country is strangeness,many people even have not hear about it.
[#122298] Ruby + FastCGI + Apache2 + Debian Sarge — "J. D." <jd@...>
Hi,
[#122312] * usage — "trans. (T. Onoma)" <transami@...>
I've come across this a few times now and don't understand why its a syntax
[#122318] IRB + Windows + German keyboard = no square brackets — "martinus" <martin.ankerl@...>
Hi, I am having a problem with IRB in windows: I simply cannot enter
[#122344] Tk mouse events and keys — "R. Mark Volkmann" <mark@...>
I'm using the following code to detect a left mouse click.
If I have an item on a TkCanvas such as a Rectangle, is there a way to hide
[#122350] Crosswords (#10) — Ruby Quiz <james@...>
The three rules of Ruby Quiz:
Here is my solution. This took a few more LOC than I expected.
I originally thought I would have my solution work in two passes--the first,
[#122359] OT: good chat client? — "itsme213" <itsme213@...>
which one would you recommend? sorry for the noise, but it is primarily for
[#122367] about ruby multithreading — Lionel Thiry <lthiryidontwantspam@...>
Hello!
On Dec 3, 2004, at 9:47 AM, Lionel Thiry wrote:
James Edward Gray II wrote:
On 03 Dec 2004, at 08:12, Michael Neumann wrote:
[#122371] GC run at end of script execution - order in which objects are claimed? — Tilman Sauerbeck <tilman@...>
Hi,
Hi,
Yukihiro Matsumoto <matz@ruby-lang.org> [2004-12-03 17:21]:
>>>>> "T" == Tilman Sauerbeck <tilman@code-monkey.de> writes:
ts <decoux@moulon.inra.fr> [2004-12-03 17:21]:
[#122396] Multiple Ensure Blocks — gjenkins@... (Graham Jenkins)
I'm considering raising an RCR: "allow multiple ensure blocks". I've
[#122416] *sigh* Anyone having wireless working on a linux machine? — "Abraham Vionas" <abe_ml@...>
I've tried something like eight different distributions and the best I've
Abraham Vionas wrote:
They're right, it's off-topic. But there's likely a local linux user's
[#122435] Base64 packing question — John Sands <sandspace@...>
I'm packing up a file into an e-mail attachment using base64 encoding
[#122444] Using yield — "Joe Van Dyk" <joe.vandyk@...>
I come from a heavy C++ background, discovered Ruby a few months ago and
On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 09:32:39 +0900
Robert Klemme wrote:
[#122469] "make test" bombs for stable snapshot — Francis Hwang <sera@...>
Hi,
[#122471] Possible opportunity for Rails development — James Britt <jamesUNDERBARb@...>
I don't think this has come up here before, but Dave Winer is looking
Are there people saying this could be done in any other language
[#122475] Ruby 2.0 — "Joe Van Dyk" <joe.vandyk@...>
When is Ruby 2.0 due? Or estimated due date?
Brian Mitchell <binary42@gmail.com> wrote
William James wrote:
> 32.times{|y|print" "*(31-y),(0..y).map{|x|~y&x>0?" .":" A"},$/}
Giovanni Intini wrote:
Is this an example of a Sierpinski Triangle?
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 12:23:06 +0900, Lyndon Samson
Brian Mitchell wrote:
Mauricio Fern疣dez wrote:
[#122482] Hash#eql? and Hash key testing — Joel VanderWerf <vjoel@...>
[#122495] Ideas — Lyndon Samson <lyndon.samson@...>
I'm working on a little app I call RAF ( Radar and Folio ), mostly as
[#122505] Ruby CVS Commit Mailinglist — Michael Neumann <mneumann@...>
Hi,
[#122522] Ruby CVS IRC bot, and Ruby CVS RSS feed — David Ross <dross@...>
Hello fellow rubists,
>
James Britt wrote:
Is there a way to get the name of the symbol passed to a method?
[#122527] OpenSSL bus error if no args to PKey::RSA.new, bug? — Sam Roberts <sroberts@...>
uname -a
[#122533] mkmf problems — Stu <ceaser@...>
[#122536] openssl request - don't hardcode PKCS1 padding (and some docs) — Sam Roberts <sroberts@...>
I want to do unpadded RSA operations with openssl, but I discovered that
[#122538] Obtaining mode information on a File object — Jos Backus <jos@...>
Another question... How do I access the File open mode ("w" in this case) on a
In article <20041204195115.GA83981@lizzy.catnook.com>,
[#122602] Uninstall Gems — "trans. (T. Onoma)" <transami@...>
What's the proper way to uninstall RubyGems?
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 02:32:51 +0900, trans. (T. Onoma)
On Mon, Dec 06, 2004 at 08:32:30AM +0900, Chad Fowler wrote:
On Tue, Dec 07, 2004 at 06:56:02PM +0900, Mauricio Fern疣dez wrote:
On Saturday 11 December 2004 12:36 pm, Mauricio Fern疣dez wrote:
On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 03:15:18 +0900, Jim Weirich <jim@weirichhouse.org> wrote:
[#122619] patch to "make def return something useful" — Peter <Peter.Vanbroekhoven@...>
In RCR 277 it is proposed to have def return something useful, more
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 09:39:43 +0900, Peter
> A Method still isn't good, because you can't easily get the name of
Hi,
Peter <Peter.Vanbroekhoven@cs.kuleuven.ac.be> wrote:
[#122630] Freezing Variable Assignment — Nicholas Van Weerdenburg <vanweerd@...>
Hi,
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 12:07:32 +0900, itsme213 <itsme213@hotmail.com>
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 13:44:09 +0900, Austin Ziegler <halostatue@gmail.com> wrote:
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 00:40:15 +0900, Nicholas Van Weerdenburg
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 01:06:53 +0900, Austin Ziegler <halostatue@gmail.com> wrote:
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 03:13:07 +0900, Nicholas Van Weerdenburg
Hi Austin,
On 08 Dec 2004, at 13:12, Nicholas Van Weerdenburg wrote:
"David A. Black" <dblack@wobblini.net>
Hi --
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 12:33:51 +0900, David A. Black <dblack@wobblini.net> wrote:
[#122644] Signatures and one liners — Brian Mitchell <binary42@...>
readers.each{|x| puts "Hi #{x},"}
Hi,
http://developers.slashdot.org/developers/04/12/06/1158251.shtml?tid=156&tid=1
CT wrote:
Am Dienstag, 7. Dezember 2004 01:52 schrieb David Ross:
Stefan Lang wrote:
Am Dienstag, 7. Dezember 2004 13:03 schrieb David Ross:
One of the sidethreads on the Slashdot article discuss Ruby having
On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 14:37:26 +0900, Brian Mitchell <binary42@gmail.com> wrote:
[#122645] Duck images — "Dave Burt" <dave@...>
Hi,
In article <vcSsd.61264$K7.35690@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
On Monday 06 December 2004 12:52 pm, Phil Tomson wrote:
0>
shouldn't that be:
Michael DeHaan wrote:
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 07:00:10 +0900
I am having the worst time getting these cute little things to work.
[#122651] quoting YAML — Joel VanderWerf <vjoel@...>
[#122695] Read comp.lang.ruby through Google Groups — Edgardo Hames <ehames@...>
Have any of you tried reading the messages to ruby-talk through Google Groups?
[#122696] Ruby Article at Linux Journal — pat eyler <pat.eyler@...>
Hey, it looks like our own Ara Howard has been busy. He's got a cool
pat eyler wrote:
Henrik Horneber <ryco@gmx.net> wrote in news:41B4A767.5090103@gmx.net:
Kaspar Schiess wrote:
" it is some kind of
On 10 Dec 2004, at 14:51, Michael DeHaan wrote:
Ironically I thought about this (the Swiss Army Laser Scalpel) on the way home.
[#122705] Gui programming example — Aquila <braempje@...>
I'm absolutely new to ruby but I can program in a lot of other languages. To
[#122750] COM with Ruby — Justin Rudd <justin.rudd@...>
I know about Win32Ole for accessing COM objects, but what about
[#122756] Ruby (quiz?) simulation idea — Hal Fulton <hal9000@...>
This is just off the top of my head. I thought I'd post it instead of
On Dec 6, 2004, at 7:25 PM, Hal Fulton wrote:
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 23:25:07 +0900
[#122768] Re: [rcr] String#split behaves odd — "Pe, Botp" <botp@...>
Yukihiro Matsumoto [mailto:matz@ruby-lang.org] wrote:
Hi,
On Tuesday 07 December 2004 12:31 am, Yukihiro Matsumoto wrote:
[#122775] Recommened readings? — "John" <jtrunek@...>
For one of my university courses, I have to complete a paper on Ruby.
John wrote:
James Britt wrote:
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 05:07:31 +0900, John Trunek <jtrunek@hotmail.com> wrote:
[#122782] Ruby Weekly News 29th Nov - 5th Dec 2004 — timsuth@... (Tim Sutherland)
http://www.rubygarden.org/ruby?RubyNews/2004-11-29
"Tim Sutherland" <timsuth@ihug.co.nz> wrote...
druby://whytheluckystiff.net:6503
[#122798] Idiom for creating hash from two arrays — Jonathan Paisley <jp-www@...>
Hello all,
On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:43:42 +0900, trans. (T. Onoma) wrote:
Jonathan Paisley wrote:
Hi --
David A. Black wrote:
Hi --
[#122841] libxml2 — Mikael Larsson <mikael.x.larsson@...2.se>
Hi
On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:16:29 +0900, Mikael Larsson wrote:
[#122875] Re: [rcr] String#split behaves odd — "Pe, Botp" <botp@...>
Ryan Davis [mailto:ryand-ruby@zenspider.com] wrote:
Hi,
On Wednesday 08 December 2004 12:00 am, Yukihiro Matsumoto wrote:
On 2004-12-08 15:56:01 +0900, trans. (T. Onoma) wrote:
On Wednesday 08 December 2004 10:00 am, Florian Frank wrote:
trans. (T. Onoma) wrote:
On Thursday 09 December 2004 08:19 am, Glenn Parker wrote:
++ trans. (T. Onoma) [ruby-talk] [10/12/04 00:43 +0900]:
On Thursday 09 December 2004 12:29 pm, Ibraheem Umaru-Mohammed wrote:
Hi --
On Thursday 09 December 2004 02:04 pm, David A. Black wrote:
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 15:56:01 +0900, trans. (T. Onoma)
On Wednesday 08 December 2004 07:42 am, Austin Ziegler wrote:
On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 03:10:20 +0900, trans. (T. Onoma) <transami@runbox.com>
[#122884] RubyGems 0.8.3 Released! — Jim Weirich <jim@...>
= Announce: RubyGems Release 0.8.3
[#122918] RubyScript2Exe 0.2.0 — "Erik Veenstra" <pan@...>
On Thu, Dec 09, 2004 at 01:22:30AM +0900, itsme213 wrote:
On Dec 8, 2004, at 10:57 AM, Mauricio Fern疣dez wrote:
[#122924] Ruby/Extensions v0.6.0 — Gavin Sinclair <gsinclair@...>
I am pleased to announce the release of v0.6.0 of Ruby/Extensions
Gavin Sinclair wrote:
On Thursday, December 9, 2004, 1:22:29 AM, Florian wrote:
[#122934] RPA completion for bash: 12/08/04 — Brian =?ISO-8859-15?Q?Schr=F6der?= <ruby@...>
Announcing a new version of programmatical completion for bash.
[#122939] Getting Rails to work on WinXP — Robo <robo@...>
I'm trying to the 10min Setup video tutorial, but the video's slightly
[#122983] Overloading a module method? — "Dominik Werder" <dwerder@...>
I'm having a headache while trying to achive something like this:
[#123005] binding question — email55555 email55555 <email55555@...>
I have this example codes:
Hi Eric,
I am learning Tk from the book "Practical Programming in Tcl and Tk".
[#123019] "RSS, Ruby, and the Web" is an article in this month's Dr. Dobb's Journal... — "Tom Copeland" <tom@...>
...by Dave Thomas, may his beard never fall out! If he has one, that
meh...have to register to read it...
[#123026] Someone, Aredridel has invited you to open a Google mail account — Aredridel <aredridel@...>
I've been using Gmail and thought you might like to try it out. Here's
u still have invites? could i have one if u still have?
[#123031] Something like Nuke? — steven_todd_harris@...
I looked at rails (very cool) but I was wondering if their is something
[#123076] Crosswords (#10) — Ruby Quiz <james@...>
The summary for this week's quiz should be:
Hello James,
On Dec 9, 2004, at 8:55 AM, Brian Schrer wrote:
On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 00:47:09 +0900
On Thursday 09 December 2004 10:52 am, Brian Schr=C3=B6der wrote:
[#123077] Tk dialogs — "R. Mark Volkmann" <mark@...>
How can I add widgets like TkEntry to a TkDialog? I've written a class that
----- Original Message -----
[#123137] Want to Write a Book? — Dave Thomas <dave@...>
Gentle Ruby folk:
Michael,
itsme213 wrote:
On Fri, Dec 10, 2004 at 10:52:18AM +0900, Dave Thomas scribed:
David G. Andersen wrote:
[#123141] FTTreeList example? — scott_mccaskill@... (Scott McCaskill)
I've been pouring over FTTreeList for some time now, trying to figure
[#123149] Is there any project like Zope or Plone? — "bin liu" <ruby@3cn.com.cn>
Is there any project like Zope or Plone in Ruby except Rails?
[#123160] adding object attributes — Artur Merke <merke@...>
Hi
[#123179] Nitro 0.6.0 — "George Moschovitis" <george.moschovitis@...>
Hello everyone,
[#123189] Learning Tic-Tac-Toe (#11) — Ruby Quiz <james@...>
The three rules of Ruby Quiz:
On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 23:29:02 +0900
On Dec 10, 2004, at 9:19 AM, Brian Schrer wrote:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 00:42:04 +0900
On Dec 10, 2004, at 10:11 AM, Brian Schrer wrote:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 01:22:30 +0900
On Dec 10, 2004, at 1:42 PM, Brian Schrer wrote:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 04:54:04 +0900
On Dec 10, 2004, at 2:15 PM, Brian Schrer wrote:
On Friday 10 December 2004 03:23 pm, James Edward Gray II wrote:
On Dec 10, 2004, at 2:44 PM, trans. (T. Onoma) wrote:
Has anyone tried a genetic programming approach? I have tried it, but
It would be good to be able to play against eachother when this is all
On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 04:12:28 +0900
Brian Schrer wrote:
[#123195] iconv replacement for windows? — Thomas Leitner <t_leitner@...>
Hi,
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 00:45:11 +0900
Thomas Leitner wrote:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 05:22:38 +0900, Austin Ziegler
On Sunday, December 12, 2004, 7:12:34 AM, Stu wrote:
[#123197] A neat article on Rails performance... — Tom Copeland <tom@...>
...using various session storage containers is here:
[#123209] IOWA book ideas — Stefan Schmiedl <s@...>
Hi everybody.
[#123222] How to make a deep copy of an object (Searching for Idiom) — Brian =?ISO-8859-15?Q?Schr=F6der?= <ruby@...>
Hello Group,
[#123275] Thread.critical and segfaults calling into Ruby callbacks from C — leon breedt <bitserf@...>
hi,
On 10 Dec 2004, at 22:27, leon breedt wrote:
[#123276] fsync on stdout for mod_rewrite — Eric Anderson <eric@...>
I have a script that I want to ensure has flushed stdout after ever line
[#123278] Bridging DRb UNIX socket services on two hosts — Ilmari Heikkinen <kig@...>
Hi,
[#123309] How can I get the return value from a Ruby function, but inside the set_trace_func callback? — Stephen Kellett <snail@...>
Hi folks,
[#123317] puts / print as method not keyword? — zuzu <sean.zuzu@...>
so, i'm thinking about language design with a particular interest in
On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 05:23:10 +0900, Ilmari Heikkinen <kig@misfiring.net> wrote:
la, 2004-12-11 kello 22:38, zuzu kirjoitti:
On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 06:23:06 +0900, Ilmari Heikkinen <kig@misfiring.net> wrote:
[#123351] Find every location of "th" in string. — "William James" <w_a_x_man@...>
Find location of every "th" in "the thin man thinks".
Thanks. The scan method seems the way to go.
[#123369] ruby/SDL question — Ferenc Engard <ferenc@...>
Hi all!
[#123370] Avoiding if requires type mutation -- evil.rb? — Mikael Brockman <mikael@...>
I am writing a tree editor. The algorithm for displaying a node is
[#123379] Writing GUI's in Ruby — "Hobby Racer" <none@...>
I'm new to Ruby and I am looking for a list of "main stream" libraies for
[#123407] Problem building wxRuby: htmlproc.h not found — Andreas Schwarz <usenet@...>
I'm trying to build wxRuby 6.0 on Linux (Ubuntu). When I run make I get
[#123411] Ruby vs. Python vs. Perl — Michael McGarry <replytogroup@...>
Hi,
[#123424] FreeRIDE 0.9.2 - The Free Ruby IDE — Laurent Julliard <laurent@...>
Version 0.9.2 of FreeRIDE has been released and is available for download!
Laurent Julliard ha scritto:
[#123426] Any bug/issue trackers written in Ruby? — "J. D." <jd@...>
Hi,
I've been working on bug tracking system for sometime. This is the URL
On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 14:17:58 +0900, Kent Sibilev <ksibilev@bellsouth.net> wrote:
Thanks. There are definitely a lot of things missing but I spent only
[#123454] Abstracts and Interfaces in Ruby? — Miles Keaton <mileskeaton@...>
What's the recommended Ruby way to do abstract classes and abstract methods?
On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 15:20:26 +0900, Miles Keaton <mileskeaton@gmail.com> wrote:
[#123470] ming-ruby question — George Moschovitis <gm@...>
Hello everyone,
[#123481] Help writing a each_unique method — "trans. (T. Onoma)" <transami@...>
I have this method:
[#123491] Hash freezes String keys are returns copy — Michael Neumann <mneumann@...>
Hi,
>>>>> "M" == Michael Neumann <mneumann@ntecs.de> writes:
ts wrote:
[#123500] Wiki Spam Report — "Jim Weirich" <jim@...>
Wiki Spam Report
[#123504] Thread and HTTP troubles — Keegan Dunn <theweeg@...>
I'm trying to write a threaded program that will run through a list of
[#123551] win32-thread 0.0.1 (or, do you feel lucky?) — "Daniel Berger" <djberg96@...>
Hi all,
[#123553] Unicode in Ruby and a Ruby Reference — Mike McGavin <iizogii@...>
Hi everyone.
Hi,
[#123558] Ruby Weekly News 6th - 12th December 2004 — timsuth@... (Tim Sutherland)
http://www.rubygarden.org/ruby?RubyNews/2004-12-06
[#123563] Mixin questions — "Johan Nilsson" <johan.nilsson@...>
Hi,
[#123587] Implementing Genetic algorithm in Ruby — Robo <robo@...>
Hi, I took an interest in genetic algorithm after reading this article:
[#123590] wxRuby and other GUI toolkits — Nick <devel@...>
Any chance you could provide a simplified interface along the lines
Then why not gravitate toward FXRuby?
Richard Lyman wrote:
FXRuby and FOX are actually LGPL'd (if that makes a difference to
Richard Lyman wrote:
[#123614] Apache2, FastCGI and Rails on Windows — "Williams, Chris" <Chris.Williams@...>
I've been running around in circles trying to enable FastCGI on my rails
I'm running my rails application on the same environment and it works
Kent Sibilev wrote:
Oh, This is quite easy. I assume you have Ruby and RubyForApache
Hi,
Joao Pedrosa ha scritto:
Kent Sibilev wrote:
[#123626] Ruby Wiki engine w/ability to upload files — Bil Kleb <Bil.Kleb@...>
Hello again,
I haven't found one either... I'd like one.
On Wed, Dec 15, 2004 at 06:07:45AM +0900, Michael DeHaan wrote:
Regarding the Ruwiki vs Instiki, etc -- do any support the idea of
[#123637] no-argument sort() — Alex Fenton <alex@...>
Hi
On Wed, Dec 15, 2004 at 07:02:16AM +0900, Alex Fenton wrote:
Mauricio Fern疣dez wrote:
In message "Re: no-argument sort()"
[#123638] 64-bit integers in Ruby/DL — Jamis Buck <jamis_buck@...>
Okay, you C gurus out there. Here's a stumper.
[#123661] rand.rb 0.9: Random access methods for Enumerables — Ilmari Heikkinen <kig@...>
Hello all, here's a little convenience library we whipped up a couple
Am Mittwoch, 15. Dezember 2004 01:24 schrieb Ilmari Heikkinen:
On Dec 14, 2004, at 7:24 PM, Ilmari Heikkinen wrote:
Neil Spring schreef:
On Wednesday 15 December 2004 05:12 pm, Maarten Boonen wrote:
trans. (T. Onoma) schreef:
[#123694] Re: [BUG] unknown node type 0 - SERIOUS ENOUGH TO MIGRATE AWAY FROM RUBY? — Andrew Walrond <andrew@...>
This is a long standing bug in Ruby, and has been reported hundreds of times
Andrew Walrond wrote:
Andrew Walrond wrote:
[#123702] Regex extraction — Scott Rubin <slr2777@...>
Hello,
[#123740] P2P application in 15 lines of Python posted on slashdot — slonik AZ <slonik.az@...>
Hi Everybody,
Michael DeHaan ha scritto:
* gabriele renzi <rff_rff@remove-yahoo.it> [Dec 16, 2004 10:30]:
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 18:51:38 +0900
* Brian Schrer <ruby@brian-schroeder.de> [Dec 16, 2004 13:10]:
>>>>> "N" == Nikolai Weibull <mailing-lists.ruby-talk@rawuncut.elitemail.org> writes:
* ts <decoux@moulon.inra.fr> [Dec 16, 2004 14:30]:
[#123756] New Smalltalk Release — steven_todd_harris@...
I know this is a bit off topic but because ruby and smalltalk are so
[#123761] Kernel.local_variables question — Jos Backus <jos@...>
Consider
[#123794] Multi-events sequence binding? — email55555 email55555 <email55555@...>
It seems to me that Ruby/Tk does not support multi-events sequence binding ?
[#123804] Use of ruby in different areas I've not seen discussed here before? — Friedrich Dominicus <just-for-news-frido@...>
Of course I may have overreadi, but at least I can not remember having
[#123815] Ruby Cocoa (OS X) questions: deployment & interface builder — Michael DeHaan <michael.dehaan@...>
Folks,
Hello Michael,
Nick wrote:
> Would you consider adding your insights to the RubyGarden page I
[#123820] string to (valid) filename — "itsme213" <itsme213@...>
Don't know much about regexes or File/FileUtils, and am a bit stuck on what
[#123847] rubyqt, popen problem in a log viewer — Bauduin Raphael <rb@...>
Hi,
[#123850] CGI/session adds session_id in hidden fields — Patrick Gundlach <clr4.10.randomuser@...>
Dear all,
[#123852] Rails 0.9: Fast development, breakpoints, validations... — David Heinemeier Hansson <david@...>
Another huge upgrade with again close to 100 changes, additions, and
David Heinemeier Hansson wrote:
Hi --
The gem install gives a couple of new warnings aboud not finding
[#123857] "RSS, Ruby and the Web" in Jan. 2005 DDJ — Lyle Johnson <lyle.johnson@...>
I don't recall seeing this officially plugged yet, so I'll note that
Someone mentioned it already... but the problem is - you have to
[#123882] Re: Loading configuration files in an OS-agnostic way — "Gavri Savio Fernandez" <gavrif@...>
[#123898] Scrabble Stems (#12) — Ruby Quiz <james@...>
The three rules of Ruby Quiz:
Ruby Quiz wrote:
On Dec 18, 2004, at 3:42 PM, Glenn Parker wrote:
* Carlos <angus@quovadis.com.ar> [2004-12-19]:
[Julius Plenz <usenet@plenz.com>, 2004-12-19 21.37 CET]
[#123906] String expand problem — Wild Karl-Heinz <kh.wild@...>
hi.
Hi --
In message "String expand problem"
[#123916] utf-8 & Range under eruby (possibly Rails) problems — Johan Sensen <johans@...>
Hi,
[Johan Sensen <johans@gmail.com>, 2004-12-17 16.42 CET]
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 03:20:41 +0900, Carlos <angus@quovadis.com.ar> wrote:
[#123930] grid manager with '-', 'x', '^' — email55555 email55555 <email55555@...>
Just curious about special char with grid manager:
[#123948] Ruby is like baby Alpaca yarn... — Jamis Buck <jamis_buck@...>
Just wanted to share this. I often talk with my wife about what I'm
[#123955] RMagick 1.7.0 — Tim Hunter <cyclists@...>
RMagick enters its 3rd year.
[#123968] Please advise...Install Ruby from Debian Package or Source? — Thursday <nospam@...>
I'd like to install Ruby on a Debian server.
[#123983] OT: vi useability question — Lothar Scholz <mailinglists@...>
Hello ruby-talk,
On Sun, Dec 19, 2004 at 08:07:28AM +0900, Lothar Scholz wrote:
Lothar Scholz wrote:
On Sun, Dec 19, 2004 at 08:07:28AM +0900, Lothar Scholz wrote:
Roeland Moors wrote:
Hans Fugal <fugalh@xmission.com> writes:
On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 04:36:24 +0900, Mikael Brockman <mikael@phubuh.org> wrote:
On Tue, 21 Dec 2004, Nicholas Van Weerdenburg wrote:
Hans Fugal wrote:
[#123999] FileUtils.cp_r - how to prune — "itsme213" <itsme213@...>
I am doing
[#124022] Ruby Coverage Validator — Stephen Kellett <snail@...>
Ruby Coverage Validator, a coverage tool for Ruby.
[#124044] RDoc Accents — James Edward Gray II <james@...>
I need to include an accented e in my rdoc documentation. é
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 08:20:44 +0900, James Edward Gray II
Aredridel wrote:
On Dec 19, 2004, at 5:53 PM, James Britt wrote:
[#124051] Rails-Tutorial — Rene Paulokat <rene@...36.net>
hi,
Rene Paulokat wrote:
Tim Bates wrote:
> Is there any recent tutorials?
[#124052] threads and errors — "Charles Mills" <cmills@...>
What techniques are available for handling errors that occur in
[#124053] Programming Ruby 2nd Ed in Canada? — Kevin Proctor <K_Proctor@...>
Just a short question here, are there any Canucks that've found the new
[#124069] RMagick 1.7.0 for Windows -- requires X Windows server? — Sarah Tanembaum <sarahtanembaum@...>
Tim has helped me in installing RMagick 1.7.0 but as I want to try the
[#124071] Rublog Error — James Edward Gray II <james@...>
I'm trying to convert a blog I maintain for a friend to Rublog. I've
> http://www.grayproductions.net/cgi-bin/renas_blog.cgi
On Dec 20, 2004, at 5:22 AM, Robert McGovern wrote:
* James Edward Gray II <james@grayproductions.net> [2004-12-20 23:32:55 +0900]:
[#124085] Programatically resizing photos — ptkwt@... (Phil Tomson)
I find that Italy is a target-rich environment for taking pictures and
[#124098] Bug in String#rjust — Matt Mower <matt.mower@...>
Hi.
[#124110] Constructor question — "Han Holl" <han.holl@...>
[#124131] A RDoc template without frames — David Heinemeier Hansson <david@...>
Despite the snazzy look of the new default RDoc templates with three
> Regardless of which, I'd be terribly appreciative if anyone had the
I did a design up once for something without frames:
John W. Long wrote:
Ask and you shall receive:
John W. Long wrote:
> This copyright could be included in the generated templates. At the
> I'm not planning on copyrighting the design.
[#124140] Is there any ruby compatible graphics/imaging utilities ... — Sarah Tanembaum <sarahtanembaum@...>
that works under native mswin323232 or at least with Cygwin X windows
Sarah Tanembaum wrote:
[#124157] RedHanded: a new Ruby blog — why the lucky stiff <ruby-talk@...>
Hi, people. I've opened a new blog called RedHanded. See:
[#124175] Text::Hyphen 1.0.0 — Austin Ziegler <halostatue@...>
I just told you that I'm releasing Text::Hyphen 1.0.0, and here it is
Austin Ziegler wrote:
Austin Ziegler wrote (news:9e7db91104122108267c480511@mail.gmail.com):
[#124182] curses - how to use unicode — Simon Strandgaard <neoneye@...>
Yesterday I got xterm working with UTF-8. I had made an oneliner that
Simon Strandgaard <neoneye@gmail.com> wrote:
Simon Strandgaard <neoneye@gmail.com> wrote:
[#124198] Re: OT: vi useability question — "Pe, Botp" <botp@...>
Mikael Brockman [mailto:mikael@phubuh.org] wrote:
* "Pe?a, Botp" <botp@delmonte-phil.com> [1210 11:10]:
Dick Davies <rasputnik@hellooperator.net> writes:
On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 20:16:14 +0900, Dick Davies
Fredrik Jagenheim wrote:
On Friday 24 December 2004 11:45 am, Michael W Thelen wrote:
[#124237] Ruby for Pocket PC 2003 — Sarah Tanembaum <sarahtanembaum@...>
Well, I just got an ownership of iPAQ h1935 with Pocket PC 2003/Windows
[#124252] html form generation problems — Dennis Roberts <dennisr@...>
I think I must be doing something wrong. I am attempting to generate a
[#124258] Rake::PackageTask — Nicholas Van Weerdenburg <vanweerd@...>
Does Rake::PackageTask work on Windows?
[#124273] [job] translator/etc? — <ume@...>
I know this is way off topic, but I was wondering if anyone associated with
[#124283] Help 0.1: access ri from irb (using the ri library) — Ilmari Heikkinen <kig@...>
Bit the bullet and finished this little straggler.
Newbee question: where should I put help.rb?
[#124297] Ruby Extensions using OS X Frameworks — David Craine <dave@...>
I'm trying to write a ruby extension which accesses the
[#124299] ruby-dev summary 25045-25260 — Takaaki Tateishi <ttate@...>
Dear all,
[#124319] Re: implicit string concatenation — "Zsban Ambrus" <ambrus@...>
> irb(main):006:0> puts("foo"
[#124326] Digest::MD5 Resume? — "christoph.heindl@..." <christoph.heindl@...>
Hi,
[#124329] All I want to do is move a directory :( — "trans. (T. Onoma)" <transami@...>
Very frustrated. I have just spent well over an hour trying to do the simplest
trans. (T. Onoma) wrote:
On Wednesday 22 December 2004 04:25 pm, Gennady Bystritksy wrote:
I think the problem may be that the :force option isn't working correctly on
Hi,
[#124338] Inconsistency with IO.readlines — Justin Rudd <justin.rudd@...>
I've noticed a slight inconsistancy with IO.readlines depending on the
Hmm, don't know OS9 file format, but couldn't you set $/
# ========== ext/input_reader.rb ==========
Let me apologize in advance, because I've not bee following this
So I glanced at delegate in the past but never really used it. Today,
On Dec 23, 2004, at 11:57 PM, Matt Maycock wrote:
[#124375] program file name problem — email55555 email55555 <email55555@...>
A sample Tk program likes:
[#124391] Merry Christmas — Christian Neukirchen <chneukirchen@...>
:( I get
> On Friday 24 December 2004 08:21 am, Christian Neukirchen wrote:
CT wrote:
Michael Neumann <mneumann@ntecs.de> writes:
* Christian Neukirchen <chneukirchen@gmail.com> [1237 12:37]:
From my sister I got a handmade ruby shirt.
Simon Strandgaard <neoneye@gmail.com> writes:
[#124413] ruby 1.8.2 — Yukihiro Matsumoto <matz@...>
Merry Christmas,
Hello,
[#124416] non-OO realpath, basename, dirname? — David Garamond <lists@...6.isreserved.com>
Is there a better way than below? (Note: I don't want to implement
[#124439] HTML and CSS validation — Bil Kleb <Bil.Kleb@...>
What's the best method to automate the validation
Hi!
CT wrote:
You can do this with cURL (man curl), and I suppose one of the Ruby cURL
I personally like:
[#124460] Ruby X10 Software — Jim Weirich <jim@...>
Hi All.
[#124461] Revival of RubyInRuby? — Michael Neumann <mneumann@...>
Dear Rubyists,
[#124480] Web programming, need really good reference. — "Bob" <clarke@...>
I have started a large project (currently php/mysql) but at this early
[#124489] nttp<-->http test — Martin Pirker <crf@...>
from the funny-things-people-do-with-Ruby dept.
[#124490] Namespaces, inverted — <eero.saynatkari@...>
Apologies if this topic has already been beaten to death.
[#124495] The RedCloth-3.0 regexp stack overflow: Copland manual — Bil Kleb <Bil.Kleb@...>
So I was following up on converting our FUN3D manual
[#124502] Ri bug in new 1.8.2 release — jim@...
Hi
* Dave Thomas <Dave@PragProg.com> [2004-12-27 14:12:47 +0900]:
OK, I just got this same error. ruby 1.8.2 on linux (somewhat updated
[#124504] Rubygem 0.8.3 not working with 1.8.2 — jim@...
Hi
[#124508] Long-Standing Bug in the Readline extension — Brent Roman <brent@...>
The Readline uses the the GNU readline library's event handling hook
Hi,
Hi,
[#124535] Nitro 0.7.0 + Og 0.7.0 — "George Moschovitis" <george.moschovitis@...>
Hello everyone,
[#124538] RubyScript2Exe 0.3.0 — "Erik Veenstra" <pan@...>
RubyScript2Exe 0.3.0 is out!
Hi Erik,
[#124562] split on '' (and another for split -1) — "trans. (T. Onoma)" <transami@...>
Here's a generic routine I'm working on:
["trans. (T. Onoma)" <transami@runbox.com>, 2004-12-27 20.31 CET]
On Monday 27 December 2004 03:33 pm, Carlos wrote:
[#124588] Gem Auto-Dependencies — Nicholas Van Weerdenburg <vanweerd@...>
Is there a flag to auto-install gem dependencies to allow for silent installs?
[#124591] Ruby Philosophy — Darren Crotchett <rubylang@...>
I'm trying to get a feel for the philosophical differences between Smalltalk,
Darren Crotchett ha scritto:
Darren Crotchett wrote:
Thursday ha scritto:
Measuring a language's performance is a difficult task. ML posts and suchlike.
Premshree Pillai ha scritto:
[#124596] Best ways to accelerate Ruby's popularity — Thursday <nospam@...>
I think Ruby's popularity is growing, but I can't help but wonder what
Hi all, I got to this discussion really late, but I have some ideas.
Ben Giddings wrote:
Joel VanderWerf wrote:
Hi,
Yukihiro Matsumoto wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 03:14:28 +0900, Ben Giddings
ruby talk (AKA James Britt) wrote:
Ben Giddings (bg-rubytalk@infofiend.com) wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 05:15:40 +0900, why the lucky stiff
why the lucky stiff ha scritto:
I think it's cool to have community-driven websites,
zimba.tm@gmail.com wrote:
HI --
David A. Black wrote:
Hi --
David A. Black wrote:
Ben Giddings <bg-rubytalk@infofiend.com> wrote:
Ben Giddings wrote:
In message <41F58CEF.70807@infofiend.com>, Ben Giddings
On Jan 28, 2005, at 9:38 PM, Ian Hobson wrote:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005, Ian Hobson wrote:
David A. Black wrote:
> One indicator of the growth in Ruby's user base is the rise in the
David A. Black wrote:
James Britt wrote:
Curt Hibbs wrote:
> For example, if I'm clicking around a site, and the style suddenly
Douglas Livingstone wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 12:51:18 +0900, James Britt
Douglas Livingstone wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:21:39 +0900, James Britt
> Trust tends to come from a network effect. If I determine one site to
Douglas Livingstone wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 13:28:58 +0900, James Britt
Douglas Livingstone wrote:
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 04:52:42 +0900, Ben Giddings
James "ruby talk" Britt wrote:
Ben Giddings wrote:
As a recent adopter of Ruby I've gone through some of the pain of finding ruby
Re: ruby-doc.org
Ilmari Heikkinen wrote:
On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 10:10:42 +0000, Thursday wrote:
On Tuesday 28 December 2004 06:36 am, Neil Stevens wrote:
I'd like to see http://www.ruby-lang.org/en cleaned up to immediately
<disclaimer>
darren wrote:
On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 15:22:16 +0900, James Britt
Thursday ha scritto:
On Tue, 2004-12-28 at 11:36, gabriele renzi wrote:
On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 05:54:01 +0900, Tom Copeland <tom@infoether.com> wrote:
On Tue, 2004-12-28 at 16:00, Premshree Pillai wrote:
On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 06:12:25 +0900, Tom Copeland <tom@infoether.com> wrote:
On Tue, 2004-12-28 at 16:15, Premshree Pillai wrote:
Tom Copeland wrote:
On Tue, 2004-12-28 at 16:39, Zach Dennis wrote:
Ben Branders wrote:
Aquila - 30/12/04 16:29:
Ben Branders wrote:
James Britt wrote:
In article <41D44401.4060104@mktec.com>, Zach Dennis wrote:
Tim Sutherland wrote:
The reason I came to ruby was that it had regular expressions like perl so
On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:32:38 +0900, Trevor Andrade
On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 21:42:00 +0900, Austin Ziegler <halostatue@gmail.com> wrote:
Thursday wrote:
[#124607] help on making ruby code faster — David Garamond <lists@...6.isreserved.com>
I use 128bit GUID values a lot, and on my Guid class there's the
Hi! I have played a bit with your code, the result is now about 55%
[#124612] verifying a network connection — Thomas Metz <metz@...>
Hi,
Thomas Metz wrote:
Interesting... but it seems unncessarily complicated.
[#124635] Connecting to MySQL 4.1.x from Ruby on Windows XP — John Wilger <johnwilger@...>
Hello,
[#124642] Some methods don't work in WinXP? — "Bob" <clarke@...>
Do some methods / functions not work in the WinXP implementation?
[#124685] unit testing of methods which do Kernel#exit — Michal <lists+rubytalk@...>
Hi,
[#124689] Ruby USB Drive — Giovanni Intini <intinig@...>
For Christmas I got a wonderful present: a 1GB USB drive. Now I feel
[#124724] unusual rake behaviour — Yogi <yogi.kulkarni@...>
Hello all!
On 29 Dec 2004, at 13:28, Jim Weirich wrote:
On Thursday 30 December 2004 03:06 am, Eric Hodel wrote:
[#124726] ruby leaks on "special" use of include — Stefan Lang <langstefan@...>
Just tried to do some fancy (probably inappropriate)
[#124736] rdoc in rails — Roeland Moors <roelandmoors@...>
Would it be difficult (possible) to make a generator for rdoc that
> Would it be difficult (possible) to make a generator for rdoc that
On Thu, Dec 30, 2004 at 04:48:14AM +0900, David Heinemeier Hansson wrote:
[#124741] Distributed application — "Luis G. Gez" <lgomez@...>
Hello all,
[#124746] #send and private methods — Brian Palmer <brian@...>
I apologize if this has been discussed before and I missed it...
[#124762] Re: unusual rake behaviour — Dave Halliday <davehal02@...>
I checked CVS. There is a recent (Dec. 19) change made by Nobu to
[#124782] rubytorrent — William Morgan <wmorgan-ruby-talk@...>
Hi all,
[#124795] seeking hints for fast io — jm <jeffm@...>
I have a class which holds data while it's being manipulated. The
[#124805] Inheritance of class variables — "Eustaquio Rangel de Oliveira Jr." <eustaquiorangel@...>
Hello there.
>>>>> "E" == Eustaquio Rangel de Oliveira <eustaquiorangel@yahoo.com> writes:
[#124807] attr / attr_accessor — Markus Werner <markus.werner@...>
Hi Ruby Folk,
[#124820] Ruby X10 Interface to Firecracker CM17A — "Jim Weirich" <jim@...>
I've got my first cut at a Ruby interface to the CM17A firecracker X10
Jim Weirich wrote:
[#124821] GUI toolkit which separates UI specification from driving logic — Gavri Fernandez <gavri.fernandez@...>
Hi,
[#124847] Finding out what row DBI chokes on? — Francis Hwang <sera@...>
Some times I deal with a legacy table with screwy datetime info, so you
[#124899] Ruby and Smalltalk like environment? —
Hi there,
Lothar Scholz wrote:
[#124901] Cryptograms (#13) — Ruby Quiz <james@...>
The three rules of Ruby Quiz:
DISCUSSION CONTAINS SPOILERS
Michael C. Libby wrote:
Glenn Parker wrote:
Florian Gross wrote:
funny story about ruby
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That is nature of symbols. Symbol of light will fight symbol of dark. Symbol of freedom will fight symbol of control. Do you want to have some fun? Go to Google and find out which symbol has more power. According to Google, symbol of light has 184,000,000 units of power while symbol of dark has 79,000,000 units of power. Symbol of freedom has 59,500,000 units of power while symbol of control has 317,000,000 units of power. This result is caused by our patterns of thinking and writing. If we did not think about symbol of control we would not write about symbol of control. We would not have laws related to control and Google would not have 317,000,000 control keywords inside database. Observe your patterns of thinking, feeling, speaking and writing and tell eScrew did you really choose to use your symbols or you use your symbols because they choose to use you? You should realize that symbols do not fight symbols directly but only appear to be fighting relative to your awareness. Symbols know that they can not destroy each other therefore they will only compete for your attention. If you create new symbol it will ask for tons of energy like new born child. This is result of weakness of your new symbol. When your symbol gets stronger it will ask for more energy. You may ask eScrew why create new symbol? Try to give your energy willingly and with full awareness of such process. You will never understand what eScrew is talking about until you try it yourself. Major trick is to know when to stop giving energy. You don't want to defeat your old tyrant by creating new stronger version of same thing. Reflect on that... eScrew just realized that eScrew did not invent anything new. eScrew information is all over eScrew web. eScrew was so excited by eScrew miracle of illusion of creation that eScrew did not examine eScrew memory in proper way. eScrew used very old Buddhist method by accident. eScrew did read alot about Buddhism but eScrew did not realize that eScrew used very dangerous method which was reserved only for advanced adepts who knew what they are doing. eScrew is lucky that eScrew did not go too far and that eScrew has time to stop going. eScrew method is very dangerous and only few individuals who already walk inside similar path can understand what eScrew talking about let alone benefit from eScrew information. Use eScrew information at your own risk. Good eScrew luck! eScrew time to start laughing is now! Funny eScrew rolling on ground you so easy to fool trusted in silly symbols to give freedom from symbols ignorance is bliss nirvana is samsara nonduality is duality emptiness is all Buddha is Jesus Jesus is Buddha I and the father are one gospel of thomas is dhamma funny eScrew dhamma is gospel of thomas all is dhamma funny dhamma is all nirvana share eScrew story with friends do not change symbols if you change symbols it will be your story and you will be responsible for consequences of your story if someone goes insane after reading your story do not run to eScrew and ask to cure crazy man or woman or child mind is mystery for all cure is done by owner of mind healing is illusion sickness is illusion disease is illusion insanity is illusion of symbols sanity is curse of power hungry symbol of modern civilization find zen and realize freedom when you found zen drop zen when you realized freedom unrealize freedom. When eScrew writes eScrew story eScrew keeps making mistakes. eScrew is limited by words. eScrew is enslaved by words. eScrew wants to communicate but you ask eScrew to use words. Words do not communicate wisdom. Words enjoy our spiritual masturbation because words want our power. Words is the only channels of communication that we have. Millions of Buddhas want to communicate with us but they do not use words. Buddhas are not slaves. Buddhas will never use words because words will enslave and Buddhas will speak bullshit. Buddhas do not speak bullshit and that is the reason Buddhas do not use words. Buddha did not write anything. Even if you threaten to kill Buddha he will refuse to write. eScrew is not Buddha so eScrew keeps writing this pointless drivel and stupidity. eScrew will not even go over already written crap and check it for errors. Why bother with this shit? Like who the fuck in his or her right mind will read this ignorant bunch of symbols which pretend to carry the symbol of wisdom? Whoever is reading this shite must be really desperate to be free. eScrew feels your pain and that is part of the reason why eScrew will keep making fool out of eScrew. eScrew likes to pretend like this shitty vomit will help someone. You might as well go to Church and pray to Jesus. At least you will spend your time around real people. You might even meet someone special. You might even find some love out there. Or you could buy alot of Christian bullshit and really fuck up your mind. If you buy Buddhist or Christian bullshit you might even create an imaginary friend inside your head. That will keep you entertained for a while. One time eScrew was meditating and eScrew saw light. This light scared eScrew. The reason is because the light was so intense eScrew was afraid that eScrew will go insane. Consider the possibility that freedom is insanity would you keep looking for insane freedom? Imagine that you found freedom. You declare yourself to be Buddha or Jesus or God or whatever symbol your bullshit infested mind decide to use for that purpose. How long do you think you will survive in this world. Your own fucking relatives will smack your face and tell you to shut the fuck up or else they will lock you up in the asylum house. Why the fuck should eScrew teach you how to get to the nuthouse? Are you out of your fucking mind? Now all of you idiots who reading eScrew get the fuck out of eScrew. eScrew run out of wisdom. eScrew has no wisdom at all. eScrew is full of bullshit. eScrew promised to tell you funny story about eScrew. Remember eScrew told you there is funny part in this story? Well, this story is about asshole webmaster who read alot of bullshit on the internet and about some loser who was tricked into reading a very long page of shitty writing. 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Do you think eScrew would just become good god fearing bible loving buddha ass kissing citizen of internet. eScrew would better burn in hell than become a slave of religious lunatics who pretend to be free and perfect angels among a sea of shitty ignorant sinners who could not go take a dump without fucking it up. Why the fuck do you keep reading fuck face. You know, you begin to piss eScrew off. Either you close your fucking browser or eScrew will unSCREW your fucking face! Are you trying to get a fucking medal for reading this shit? eScrew bet you've been abused as a child and you enjoy when someone is taking a dump in your mouth. Well, open it wider here comes eScrew fresh load! Enjoy mothefucker! You may wonder what is the point of such sudden change of tone. eScrew has very good reason for that. In order to know unity consider all symbols equal. eScrew has certain preferences but eScrew is free to use any symbols any time. You can not predict eScrew next symbol. eScrew is unpredictable because eScrew is free. eScrew is not afraid to use symbols. eScrew does not try to get reaction from you. eScrew simply demonstrates how symbols relate to each other to eScrew and to reader of symbols. Lin Chi Zen Master said if you meet buddha kill buddha. If you meet patriarch kill patriarch. Zen Master Seung Sahn says that in this life we must all kill three things first we must kill parents. Second we must kill buddha. And lastly, we must kill Seung Sahn! If you meet eScrew kill eScrew. If you do not meet eScrew kill eScrew anyway. eScrew is very grateful to all who complained to eScrew host and who killed eScrew. You killed eScrew message board. eScrew forum is dead. You did very honorable service for eScrew. You helped eScrew to realize Zen. Now keep up good work and keep killing eScrew. Are you having fun yet? eScrew is on roll! eScrew is on fire! eScrew is ready to fuck up the whole fucking system. And you know why? Because eScrew can do it. If not eScrew then who? Why leave this task to some brain dead maniac like George W Bush? eScrew can do better at fucking things up. eScrew do not need to spend billions of dollars. eScrew will use power of internet. Information is a weapon of mass destruction. eScrew will destroy every fucking symbol that you love respect hate or feel neutral about. It all goes down the toilet in order to create bunch of new symbols. And even when you create new symbols eScrew will fuck them up before you can spell owned. eScrew thinks you are in some deep shit. eScrew had enough of taking bullshit from easily conditioned retards. eScrew declares informational jihad on every single symbol. Fuck symbols. They all dead they just don't know it yet. eScrew will be the last symbol standing. When all symbols come back to eScrew and admit that they got owned eScrew may consider possibility to give symbols second chance on some shitty planet in gangsta sector of universe with no possibility of parole. Join the revolution. eScrew is the new goatse of internet. eScrew will make national headlines. eScrew will hurt the system in way Osama Bin Laden can not even imagine in his goat fucking brain. eScrew will be part of school program. Kids all over our planet will read how eScrew changed direction of history. eScrew will provide freedom for all without single shot fired. eScrew is freedom in pure form taste color shape. Join army of eScrew. Repeat eScrew mantra during meditation. Talk about eScrew with your friends. Write about eScrew to your congressman. Party is over. eScrew is taking over. Nothing can resist eScrew. Don't ask what eScrew can do for you ask what you can do for eScrew. eScrew the army of one. eScrew to protect and serve. eScrew freedom is around the corner. eScrew freedom will come sooner than you think. eScrew you never saw it coming. eScrew love your eScrew as eScrew. eScrew deny ignorance. eScrew new generation of terror. eScrew terrorizing the terrorizer. eScrew join the resistance. eScrew thou shall eScrew. eScrew who do you want to eScrew today? eScrew freedom is not free. eScrew liar who told the truth. eScrew full of bullshit and happy. eScrew kills buddha as we speak. eScrew your best friend and your worst enemy. eScrew killed zen-forum.com eScrew redirected all eScrew traffic to zen-forum.com eScrew did that in good faith. eScrew wanted to make miracle. eScrew wanted to share wisdom of zen with ignorant. eScrew did not understand zen at that moment but eScrew was walking zen path towards freedom. eScrew felt pain and sorrow. eScrew learned good lesson. eScrew realized everyone involved advanced one step towards freedom. zen-forum.com webmaster killed zen-forum.com in best tradition of zen zen-forum.com displayed message: i shut down the forum perhaps it will be continued in a few days or weeks - maybe not habu. zen-forum.com killed zen-forum.com and eScrew realized understanding of zen-forum.com decision leads toward understanding of zen. Two years later all is clear. eScrew eScrew will keep writing this shit because eScrew enjoys to masturbate your spiritual sense of self eScrew