From: Ben Giddings <bg-rubytalk@...>
Date: 2005-01-21T00:54:11+09:00
Subject: Re: Best ways to accelerate Ruby's popularity [OT]

Stephen Kellett wrote:
> In message <20050119201824.GC74021@topi.cc>, why the lucky stiff 
> <ruby-talk@whytheluckystiff.net> writes
> 
>> Ben Giddings (bg-rubytalk@infofiend.com) wrote:
>>
>>> Of course, in this perfect world, I would be
>>> 4m tall and made out of titanium, able to shoot lasers from my eyes and
> 
> 
> Did you factor making love into that? Titanium is rather hard...

If the messages bombarding my junk-mail-inbox, the ads I see constantly 
on TV, the magazine ads, the movie tie-ins, and the satellite-beamed 
mood-control rays are any indication, "hardness" is something that human 
males are not capable of achieving, at least not the perfect hardness 
that "she" (whoever she may be) desires.

I see my titanium as a distinct advantage.  And if it isn't enough, I'm 
sure I can powder-coat my titanium body with c14l1s, or v14gr@ or 
whatever the newest one is.  ;)

Ben