From: "tenderlovemaking (Aaron Patterson)" Date: 2012-04-03T00:40:25+09:00 Subject: [ruby-core:44074] [ruby-trunk - Feature #6243] Make ERB Ruby's Super Power Issue #6243 has been updated by tenderlovemaking (Aaron Patterson). Category changed from core to Joke ---------------------------------------- Feature #6243: Make ERB Ruby's Super Power https://bugs.ruby-lang.org/issues/6243#change-25608 Author: trans (Thomas Sawyer) Status: Open Priority: Normal Assignee: Category: Joke Target version: 2.0.0 As a Super Ruby Developer I want to make Ruby Super Developery Given wimpy Ruby, coding is arduous: class Letters def a "Aa" end def b "Bb" end # Oh, dear St. V! It's just too long. I don't want to go on! Then Super Ruby saves the day! class Letters <%= ('a'...'z').each do |letter| %> def <%= letter %> "<%= letter.upcase %><%= letter %>" end <% end %> end letters = Letters.new letters.a #=> "Aa" letters.b #=> "Bb" Imagine the power of `Ruby ** Ruby`! It's like putting Ruby in a phone booth and out pops Ruby with big on chest. And like that, Super Ruby destroys all super villain languages like PHP! And you can't reject b/c this issue is all Gherkin which makes it legit. -- http://bugs.ruby-lang.org/