From: Ilias Lazaridis Date: 2011-06-18T06:01:32+09:00 Subject: Re: RFC - One word alias for require_relative On 17 Ιούν, 23:15, Phillip Gawlowski wrote: > On Fri, Jun 17, 2011 at 9:50 PM, Ilias Lazaridis wrote: > > > Is this so? I've seen many which mention the employers/customers > > anonymous, with an "references on request". > > You worked only on NDA'd projects for 20 years, and you can't even > mention past *clients*? Yeah, right. > > >> You couldn't code yourself out of a wet paper bag if your life depended on it (in _any_ language). > > > You're getting ordinary. > > Well, let's get a little less ordinary: Why did you leave Siemens a > year after finishing your training as electrician? Provide the > Arbeitszeugnis[0] of your time at Siemens. > > What happened to your first attempt at self-employment? Provide the > name and (expired by now, alas) registration of the business, or the > district court where the business was registered. > > What's your further education after you made it to journeyman electrician? > > Why didn't you decide to visit a Fachhochschule[1] to gain academic credentials? > > What are your certifications in programming, program management, and design? > > Until proven otherwise, we are free to assume that: > > A) Siemens fired you (an extraordinary event back in the late 1980s, > since Siemens was like Japanese car makers in that time: If you were > good, you were set for *life*). > B) You don't have any credentials in software development. > C) You aren't qualified to be admitted to a Fachhochschule. > D) You never worked since you were fired by Siemens, living off of > unemployment grants. > > Explanations for non-Germans: > > [0] An Arbeitszeugnis is a diploma of sorts which details how well--or > not--an employee behaved and worked during their time at an employer. > It's by no means confidential (though private, and Ilias can't be > compelled to provide the Arbeitszeugnis). > > [1] A Fachhochschule is roughly equivalent to a technical college in > the US, and allows those without the necessary credentials in second > level education (called "Fachhochschulreife", which is usually *not* > attained if you visited a lower rung, > not-very-intellectually-demanding school called "Hauptschule", or if > one wasn't good enough to visit the 10th year of schooling at a > "Realschule") to attain a degree in a field related to their trained > job after some time spent working in their learned field. Usually, > expertise can be provided in a less formal manner, for example > references to clients that one worked for, if one wants to study in a > field that one didn't train in. > > -- > Phillip Gawlowski > > A method of solution is perfect if we can forsee from the start, > and even prove, that following that method we shall attain our aim. >                -- Leibnitz