From: Tim Pease <tim.pease@...>
Date: 2009-05-22T04:03:53+09:00
Subject: Re: w00t! Party for Gregory!

On Thu, May 21, 2009 at 9:42 AM, pat eyler <pat.eyler@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On May 20, 2009, Gregory Brown wrote:
>> > On Wed, May 20, 2009, Juan Zanos <juan_zanos@talkhouse.com> wrote:
>
>> > So you have better designs compared to those who seek further conciseness in
>> > a language.  If only those folks of poor ability could design so well as
>> > you.
>
>> That's right.   I'm pretty awesome.   Maybe RubyTalk can throw a party
>> in honor of me!
>
>
> I say we do it.  We should all celebrate Greg's awesomeness.  Wherever you
> are, take 5 minutes to party wildly and think of Greg.
>

➙ cat party.rb

class Party
  @@styles = [
    'Party, Greg, Party!!',
    'Dance, Greg, Dance!!',
    'Woot!!!',
    'Wild Dancing Greg Party!',
    '--< Chunky Bacon >--'
  ]

  def for_greg
    puts @@styles.at(rand(@@styles.length))
  end

  def party( time )
    start = Time.now
    Thread.new {
      loop {
        self.for_greg
        break if Time.now-start >= time
      }
    }
  end
end


300.times {
  unless fork
    Party.new.party(1)
  end
}

Process.waitall

puts %q(That's right. I'm pretty awesome. Maybe RubyTalk can throw a
party in honor of me!)