From: Alan Fritz Date: 2006-05-26T21:42:37+09:00 Subject: Re: Musical Instruments and Programming Languages (was RE: ANN:InfoQ Ruby Community "unlaunched") Q: What's bigger, a viola or a violin? A: They are the same size, it's just that violinists heads are bigger. Ha ha! -Alan -----Original Message----- From: Charlie Bowman [mailto:charlie@castlebranch.com] Sent: Friday, May 26, 2006 8:38 AM To: ruby-talk ML Subject: Re: Musical Instruments and Programming Languages (was RE: ANN:InfoQ Ruby Community "unlaunched") If a violin is the equivalent of ruby code, then my banjo must be the equivalent of trying to re-write all of ruby in perl and then running it through a java VM......on windows! On Fri, 2006-05-26 at 12:09 +0900, M. Edward (Ed) Borasky wrote: > > DEBAUN, STEVE [AG-Contractor/2400] wrote: > > And that would make visual basic... the karaoke machine of programming > > languages? > > > No, the viola ... as in "What's the difference between an onion and a > viola?" > > "Nobody cries when you cut up a viola." > > Or -- "A man drops a viola, a banjo and an accordion off the top of the > Empire State Building. Which one hits the ground first?" > > > "Who cares? As long as they all get smashed to bits!" Charlie Bowman http://www.recentrambles.com