From: Chad Perrin <perrin@...>
Date: 2006-01-13T02:29:40+09:00
Subject: Re: Important Algorithm Finally Ported.

On Fri, Jan 13, 2006 at 02:08:07AM +0900, Hampton wrote:
> After months of work, gruelling hours, and a nice cup of coffee, the
> world's most famous (and infamous) algorithm has been ported to the
> ruby language!
> 
> {applause}
> 
> Thank you, thank you.
> 
> The Slim Shady algorithm is a deceptively simple algorithm which finds
> use in many many aerospace and bio-informatics systems. Therefore, Ruby
> may now stand proud as.... a..... ummm.... language to do those things.
> 
> Here is the algorithm...
> 
>  def slim_shady_finder homies
>    homies.each do |some_guy|
>      return some_guy if (some_guy.name.eql? "Slim Shady")
>    end
>    return nil
>  end
> 
> Thank you, I know you all can tell how many hours of work have gone
> into this conversion. For more information on the SSA and to see where
> our implementation has been added... go to the Uncyclopedia.

Oh, thank goodness.  I can finally write that plzstandup.rb program.

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